Son of the soil, communist, trade unionist, entrepreneur, revolootionary and now failed son of Nelson Mandela Bay………..
Nceba Faku
Instead of graciously thanking your supporters for staying the course with you and promising them better government and transparency you chose to play that tired old game, loved by Primary School bullies and called transference. (e.g. Has anyone at Standard House called you a capitalist lately? They may be afraid that you will label them as a capitalist).
Saying; “The battle is between the ANC and the media. The primary battle in this democracy is against the media” is so yesterday Nceba. ONE small lesson from an ancient hack; “Let sleeping dogs with big teeth lie – if you taunt the sleeping dog it will bite!”
One other lesson from an ancient hack is; “The media supported the revolution right up until it became your revolootion”
I am sure you felt very tough and revolootionary when you encouraged the masses (all 4 or 5 of them) to join you in a crusade by chanting; “Burn Herald burn, passop Herald passop!”
Bloody nincompoop that you are, instead of promoting excellence in leadership and a stronger country you rely on rhetoric; “We dedicated our lives and sacrificed families for the sake of freedom. We have to draw the line; we must draw the line now, not later,” Faku said.
Racism is so not acceptable in our land and ranting against “white parties who use black people” is so last decade – a little bit like your suits I might add. I have noticed ‘delicate hints’ from the not so Desperate Anymore that their next party leader will be a person of colour – sad that they feel that they must say so instead of saying; “We will choose the person best suited for the job”.
Sad too that our present Mayor has to worship at the feet of bad suits in Standard House before he can do or say anything. Wayile is the best person for the job and I pray for the day that he will be allowed to follow his instinct and show Port Elizabeth that he is a true leader and not a loyal puppet (sorry, Cadre!).
And, dear Nceba when you felt that you were losing the blood lust of the crowd by chanting; “We need Malema in town!” you did get a little bit of spittle flying into the air. I just don’t think that Julius will come and stay in dear old PE, after all we only have YOUR Cubana haunt for him to patronise.
Well done you tired old communist hack, Comrade Giraffe, for succeeding in promoting division and distrust. Well done Nceba Faku in helping to create an atmosphere of revolootion. For it is only in such a climate that you can continue to hold power and command the bloody tithes that you do.
The people are watching and waiting. Eventually the people will tire of believing the drivel spewing from the mouths of has-been, johnny come lately revolootinaries and turn on you for stealing their lives, money and freedom for the sake of power.
Of course you may just be trying to fast track your way up the ANC scaffold by courting infamy. Are you really that clever?
VIVA excellence in leadership, VIVA your retreating back, VIVA!
Image of Comrade Giraffe lovingly stolen (tit for tat Nceba!) from Nceba Faku’s Group Sex for Amoebas page (I see my dear friend Comrade Communicator Roland is a prominent Facebook friend of Nceba as well).
One last lesson Comrade Giraffe: A vibrant democracy is dependent upon a strong opposition. South Africa has never had a strong political opposition party. Strong opposition makes the country stronger not weaker, idjut. Or are you not interested in this country and it’s people?
Related: Comrade Giraffe and the Mystery of the Empty Offices.
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“Burn Herald burn, passop Herald passop!” <– Well this looks familiar.
The man needs a little introspection – maybe it’s time he spent time behind bars again!
The man needs a little introspection – maybe it’s time he spent time behind bars again!
There’s an old saying that one can only expect a grunt from a pig. Funny how this suits those who threaten the media with boring regularity. Terry Herbst