The image below was taken in the Hobie Beach Parking lot this week.
I was so inspired by the owner’s clear declaration of his oestrogen filled macho pretensions that I went home and immediately dressed the Snapping Land Shark and Four Legged Hairy German monster in pink.
The doctor says that the wounds will heal and the Longhair says that the scars from the bite marks do lend me an air of derring do ….
Boet – you need your head read and for your 4×4 / 4×2 to be removed from your ambit forthwith.
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Alan Straton
Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE
Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth.
Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die."
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He must be the main ou in Dikspatch
Imagine the beast in stilettos, that’s what this looks like, or the hulk doing ballet in a tutu.