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He/Him/Penis/Testicles – Is that YOU Richard?

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The Nelson Mandela Bay Ward 2 Councillor, Renaldo Gouws lives an interesting life identifying himself online as ‘an angry white man’ (At least that is how I read his rants). Of course his controversial views and many followers do imbue him with lots of bravado as he continually pushes the envelope of social convention.

I live for the day that one of his aged constituents ‘mistakenly’ refer to him as ‘Richard’ as a result of his latest bio change on Twitter – can you just imagine a purple haired, bent over matriarch calling him “Testicles”? See below for his Twitter bio and below that for some of the reactions his latest bio has elicited.

Renaldo Gouws
Ngamla ‘Renaldo’ Gouws – He, Him, Penis, Testicles

Twitter Reactions:

@JennMForster – Aside from his confusion wrt pronouns, is he asking to be referred to as a penis?

@Farinho_10 – I refuse to believe this is a real person

@JennMForster – And an entire elected public servant… (Editor: ‘erected?)

@CandessKos – We have to respect this and refer to penis as penis at all times.

@DaniArgTG – Maybe he is just finally embracing an identity others have already assigned?

@KayKay_84 – Dick, for short.

@JennMForster – Yes. And shortness seems relevant…

@LanceClaasen – Let a non entity be a non entity. Don’t let him prickle your thoughts.?

@octavo8 – Testicles. Penis. Although if my balls had glowing red spots on them I’d get them seen by a professional.

@JennMForster – The phallus is more useful than this giant cactus.

@TarotQueen76 – Clearly. Mr Flaccid Phallus Gouws.

@RotVanRotterdam – He has been called a dick before ?

@PuzzleMonkeyZA – I was trying to tell penis, as you leftist hatemongers have selfishly left penis out of the conversation [pic 1] but forgot about [pic 2] (A few months old, not a response to this tweet). Someone less fortunate than me and Jenn, please do forward pic 1 or the thread to testicles. Screenshot of the QT I sent Renaldo to alert him of this fun thread while using testicles preferred pronouns. [In his bio he states his preferred pronouns are penis and testicles]. “You’re blocked You can’t follow or see Tenaldo Gouws’s tweets” Learn more. TBF this is from a while before.

@CaptainDadBodZA – Gotta admire someone embracing their truth and coming out as who they really are… a Dick. Live your truth king, Ntate Marete ??

@Nicholasvanj – Please don’t misgender penis. Penis is entitled to testicles pronouns ?

@KabiahSeonaid – I’d prefer to call him a dick.

@Steve38355404 – Looking at your bio, seems as if you have an inferiority complex.

@Julia_ZA – He is a dick. So yes.

@allthethings319 – Well in fairness, he is a complete dick

@JoeSoap70691001 – Well he’s a gold plated Trump level dick so maybe ?

@davidjohn_win – He identifies as a knob. Therefore he is a knob. A very big knob.

@LynleyJames – Well he is a dick so…

@curiouser_etal – Well, be more specific, hes simply a dick

@xXanderPagex – I was gonna say it is fitting since he is a massive dick, but it wouldn’t be fair since he only radiates small peepee energy.

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Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.