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Employment Application Form South African Style

17 August 2012 By Alan Straton

Inspired by these articles – SAL verwerp wit aansoekers aanlyn and White Males are not welcome says SAA – where SAA blatantly discriminated on the basis of race I developed the Job Application Form below. This form can be used by any Government Department or Business vying for BEE points.

Please contact MyPE HERE and, for a very large fee we will graciously grant you permission to use this very helpful form.

Apply here for that Job you always wanted.

Please select your racial grouping below and then answer the questions that appear. The groupings are in order of importance. If you are a disabled black lesbian female sangoma and related to anyone in Parliament don't bother to fill in the form as you will get the job.

  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • We regret to inform you that the position has been filled. Please enter your tax / ID number above, put the kettle on and expect a visit from the Tax man for a friendly audit.
  • We regret to inform you that the position has been filled. Please consider moving to a less DesriAble Province and apply again. OR fill in the placement fee you are willing to drop on getting a job above.
  • We regret to inform you that the position has been filled. We strongly suggest that you consider moving to the Western Cape as then we can safely reclassify you as WHITE.
  • For just 90% of your nett worth (fill in the number above NOW!) we will hook you up with the Schabby School of Financial Advisors and in the time it takes to walk a Golf Course and smoke a cigar you will emerge with a decent qualification and be able to come back here and say YES.
  • Don't Schaik when we say you Gupta to fill in the correct surname above to secure this lucrative position. Go on Shabby we know you can do it!

Apply here for that Job you always wanted.

Please select your racial grouping below and then answer the questions that appear. The groupings are in order of importance. If you are a disabled black lesbian female sangoma and related to anyone in Parliament don't bother to fill in the form as you will get the job.

  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • You have the job - fill in the salary you would like above please. Don't forget to present a copy of your political membership card to your superior when reporting to any government department closest to you.
  • We regret to inform you that the position has been filled. Please enter your tax / ID number above, put the kettle on and expect a visit from the Tax man for a friendly audit.
  • We regret to inform you that the position has been filled. Please consider moving to a less DesriAble Province and apply again. OR fill in the placement fee you are willing to drop on getting a job above.
  • We regret to inform you that the position has been filled. We strongly suggest that you consider moving to the Western Cape as then we can safely reclassify you as WHITE.
  • For just 90% of your nett worth (fill in the number above NOW!) we will hook you up with the Schabby School of Financial Advisors and in the time it takes to walk a Golf Course and smoke a cigar you will emerge with a decent qualification and be able to come back here and say YES.
  • Don't Schaik when we say you Gupta to fill in the correct surname above to secure this lucrative position. Go on Shabby we know you can do it!

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Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.
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