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Dear Seacom Cable

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Are you a weekend binge drinker? Because for the past couple of Mondays every single time I try and do a decent amount of work your connection acts like an employee with a hangover – wearing dark glasses, not connected to reality at all, curled up in the foetal position in a corner and worth FARG ALL except to laugh and cackle over.

We will not talk about the other times during the week when you also slip out for a bottle or two of tequila as well!

The Seacom cable has been down so many times due to ‘breaks’ since your launch that I am sure it is looking like a taxi held together with bloudraad, duct tape and chewing gum.

Maybe NOW is the time to cut your losses and lay another DECENT cable?

One Question: Your kak service forces me to use my Speedstick. To whom must I address my invoice for a new stick?

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Alan Straton

Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE
Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.

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  1. I dont think SEACOM is selling your speedstick , go and check the seller who fooled you by providng chinese sticks which seems never working for you, BTW what do you about SEACOM and their services

    • Abdullah – huh, huh and huh? Seacom is a CABLE and the Speedstick is a 3G USB modem provided by Cell C that uses Seacom’s competitor. The stick works and Seacom DOESN’T.