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FXC681EC – You Know what to do: Share this one, LOTS

22 October 2012 By Alan Straton

This vehicle, registration number: FXC681EC, was spotted in Acres Shopping Centre, Perridgevale on 20/10/2012 at around 04:30 pm.

And now we have a real doozy of a miscreant. This gentleman (see him arrowed in the image) wanted to know if I was a government official, what gave me permission to tell him to move, then he refused to move then he told me to “F*CK OFF” numerous times.

Whilst this was going on a particularly chirpy version of the female species was throwing her 0.2 cents worth in.

Eventually she decided to tell me; “WE own this country so just f*ck off!”

I tried to get her name but was unsuccessful; “My foul mouthed Sweetie, if you are reading this please send me your name and address so that I can send my tax payments to you – I would hate to think I have been paying the wrong owner of this country. You certainly don’t have the look of a Zuma wife or child though – they have an entirely jolly look and not that pale anorexic harpy masquerade you have going on.”

Originally submitted to MyPE by: Alan Straton who asks you very nicely to please share, Facebook, Tweet, Big G +, Little Pin and e-mail this article far and wide juss becoz you love Port Elizabeth, dislike disabled parking miscreants and want more people to argue with me and maybe give me a klap. The PEN, she IS mightier than the SWORD!

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22/10/2012: Today’s Traffic Hooligan – FXC 681 EC

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Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.
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  1. AlgoaBaysider says

    23 October 2012 at 7:57 am

    Well I think that it is about time that Acres shopping centre is boycotted. They have a responsibility to ensure that the parking bay is monitored by their security personnel.
    As this is not happening I believe that a boycott should be called for.

    • Alan says

      23 October 2012 at 8:21 am

      Maybe I do spend too much money there ………..

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