There I was sitting having a good chuckle at The Boardwalk Amphitheatre when that bloody bastard, Aaron McIlroy, picked on me saying; "You look like you are to Golf what Pavorotti was to .... to ....... to ......... gymnastics!" I'll have you know Mr 'Not so Ruff and Tuff from the Bluff' that Golf is for people who don't know how to SAIL! And there you have it Aaron pooped my cherry twice: I broke my virginity by attending a live McIlroy show and He is the first comedian to ever … [Read more...] about The Night That Aaron Broke my Virginity

