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If I was a lawyer my words would be worth R92 680.00 per day

21 October 2016 By Alan Straton

I was recently clued in to a sad fact – Even although words are my game and many rely on me creating, tweaking, editing and publishing said words I am an amateur, a child, a nincompoop and a pauper in comparison to my learned friends who qualified as lawyers.

A friend told me that his lawyer charged R53.00 per e-mail, even for those that were only EIGHT FARGING WORDS long! Apparently this is a discounted ‘friend of the family’ rate. I have no way of proving that though.

So based on the above I did a quick calculation:

  • An email of 8 words then costs R6.62 per word
  • On average I read, edit, write and publish around 35 articles per day
  • Lets assume that each article is 400 words long
  • Ergo – R6.62 * 35 * 400 = R92 680.00 PER DAY!

If I was studying law and affected by #FeesMustFall I wouldn’t be happy having my opportunity to sell my words delayed in such a manner.

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Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.
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