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Diary of a Woman Dated 8 March 2011

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  • 5:30 – Run
  • 6:00 – Feed Animals
  • 6:20 – Feed Children
  • 6:30 – Take Husband Coffee in Bed
  • 6:40 – Get Dressed
  • 6:55 – Take Children to School
  • 7:45 – Start Work
  • 10:00 – Skip Tea Time
  • 13:45 – Fetch Children from School
  • 14:30 – Back at Work
  • 16:30 – Leave work for the shops
  • 17:10 – Fetch children from extra murals
  • 17:25 – Feed Animals
  • 17:30 – Watch Soapie
  • 18:00 – Start making supper
  • 18:15 – Help children with homework
  • 19:00 – Dish Supper
  • 19:30 – Wash dishes
  • 19:50 – Clothes into washing machine
  • 20:00 – Ironing
  • 20:30 – Children in bed
  • 20:45 – Home accounts
  • 21:00 – Glass of wine and TV
  • 22:00 – Bed
  • 22:30 – Set Alarm Clock for 5:30
  • 22:35 – Sleep
  • 23:00 – Sex with drunken husband returning from supper and drinks with his exec team consisting of 5 males and 1 black, lesbian, Jewish, disabled female (maximum BEE points) as they were celebrating International Womens Day.
  • 23:10 – Reset Alarm clock for 6:00 – lie in to celebrate missed International Womens Day.

Happy International Womens Day and huge thank you to all those women that nurture and give meaning to men and children’s lives. Your sacrifice does not go unnoticed and is greatly appreciated.

And when you are down girls, just look at your gorgeous children. My niece Holly.
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Alan Straton

Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE
Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.