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Dear Parents of East Cape ANC Youth League Protesters

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When your naughty offspring do return home from their supporting of Wee Julius at his disciplinary hearing in Johannesburg we EXPECT you to meet them at the bus, sjambok in hand and fully fired up to make things BETHA.

To paraphrase my first corporal’s utterances during my two years in the REAL MANS army; “Moer mekaar, want ek haat vrede!”

How dare the precious fruit of your loins leave school and university to go and support Wee Julius by rioting, burning the ANC flag and T-Shirts with the face of SA’s Number One on it?

Come on now parents the time has come to stand up for society and bliksem the little buggers into respect. Of course some of the little buggers are far past the sell by date for qualification as youth and you as parents may be a little frail. In that case – no worries, just drop me a line and we will see what we can do about beating a little sense into the poisoned fruit of your loins. Do you mind if I use my Knobkierie instead?

Viva Sjambok, Viva.

What a shame that the SAPS Teargas and Stun Bullets don’t seem to be working on quelling restless youth so maybe shaming the errant little buggers by allowing irate and embarrassed parents to chase them with a sjambok or knobkierie will help a tad.

The SAPS Teargas and Stun Bullets don't seem to be working on the Youth.

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Alan Straton

Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE
Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.