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Dear ex-Cake House Idjut Neighbour

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www.MyPE.co.za: First of all you got rid of that pretty doily type plaster and put up high walls, then you water your garden daily at 5:30 am in complete defiance of the water restrictions.

Every day I walk past your home I hear water running in your pool.

One of the other residents in our conclave recently wrote to the newspaper highlighting your and your neighbours complete disregard for the water restrictions.

And now to compound matters on New Years eve you let off fireworks (in defiance of municipal bye laws) that arched and exploded over my home, sending our animals into such a frenzy that they actually hid in dustbins dotted around our home.

BUT, your greatest sin I have saved to last – your damn, still fizzling rockets, landed in my back garden. All I can say is you can thank your lucky stars for the recent rain. Unlike other people, I do not water my garden or fill my pool and the recent rain soaked foliage in my back garden helped to douse the potential for a large fire from your sizzling rockets.

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Alan Straton

Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE
Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.