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Traffic Cop Stop – The Third Minute in the Life of Simpiwe

4 May 2011 By Alan Straton

This week on Traffic Cop Stop we are bringing you a series of images (one a day, dummy) of the almost comic antics of one Taxius Minubusius driver whom we shall call, Simpiwe.

See all the images of Simpiwe Tours as he grapples with the mechanics of spatial orientation on our busy roads.

The third image below is of Simpiwe at the Corner of Heugh Road and 10th Avenue, Walmer after realising that he should have turned right instead of going straight, Simpiwe used his reverse light as a legitimate indication of his intent to fix this BIG problem, after reversing a bit he has now decided to test the turning circle claims by the Taxius Minibusius manufacturer – tune in to-morrow to see if he makes it!

Our intrepid GP spectator has now inched forward expecting to actually gain some ground…….

Simpiwe Tours at the Corner of Heugh Road and 10th Avenue, Walmer

Send your image/s to alan[at]mype.co.za or upload them direct here: MyPE Photographs. Please provide Date, Time and Place that the image was taken and also indicate if you would like to be properly accredited or you would prefer to be identified as A Non E Mouse.

Click here – roadhog – to see all the images in our Traffic Cop Stop feature.

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Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.
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