snorting

Picture the following: I am standing in front of the deli at my local supermarket and a pleasant looking fellow stands next to me also contemplating what gastronomic delight he shall be taking home and lovingly unwrapping for lunch. All is at peace in the world as we both gaze at the tempting delights on offer. And then the peace is shattered as he, without warning, snorts through his nostrils right next to my ear. My shattered nerves scream in revulsion as the snorting contains enough … [Read more...] about Friday Rant – The Snorting Monsters