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Instead of going to Church these two broke into our Newton Park offices

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On Sunday 16 April these two miscreants decided to break into these offices in Mangold Street.

Watch these criminals sneak along the sides of the building peering in at every window totally oblivious to the fact that they are being recorded in glorious HD Technicolour.

When their attempts at forcing a window come to naught watch how the smaller of the two squeezes in through the men’s toilet window and stays low hugging the floor and perimeter to let his larger companion in. See the smaller gesturing to the larger to stay low and slow – making one think that the little bugger must have done this before.

These two must have practised this in a domestic environment with animals as that low and slow tactic MAY avoid a movement sensor set to be sensitive to animals or blanked off to do so.

Alerted to the fact that Armed Response is knocking on the front door they gap it leaving behind the groceries and make off with the flat screen – Good Luck getting that one to work, buddy!

These two young criminals are known to the SAPS that attended and we can expect them in jail soon.

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Alan Straton

Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE
Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.