How to Rank High on Google (NOT)

I recently spent some interesting time with the owner of a large local Port Elizabeth web site discussing how to get her site to perform well against the millions of others out there. This conversation continued with her web site and SEO advisors telling her much the same kind of stuff you will see in the Matt Cutts PARODY video below. Matt Cutts works for the Search Quality group in Google, specializing in search engine optimisation issues and is the go to guy for anyone wanting search engine optimisation advice from Google.

Warning – following the advice in this parody will pretty much sink your web site:

Sam Applegate put together this hysterical parody video of Matt Cutts “talking” about how to achieve number one ranking in Google.

Try Axandra for some good solid advice.

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Alan Straton

Chief Cook, Bottle Washer and Broom Mechanic at MyPE

Passionate about Port Elizabeth and definitely NOT packing for Perth. Alan's ethos is epitomised in the words of Nelson Mandela; "I have fought against white domination and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the idea of a democratic and free society. If need be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die." See more articles by Alan.

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